What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Obamacare!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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