- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

This is not Will Smith.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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