Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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jack shine has boobs

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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cheese

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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