- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

PENIS

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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