What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Pickle!

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

This is not Will Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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