What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Mmmm, donuts

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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