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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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