- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

SAY

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why were corners made? For crying.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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