A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The jets are a good team..

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock Knock Good one...

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Anti Joke

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