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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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