What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Hi poop!

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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