- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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your life

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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