what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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