Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Women rights.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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