How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Pickle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Obamacare!

why did the chicken cross the road.

Women rights..

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

your life

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

hahaha

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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