i heart wiener

A Jew returns change.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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