- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Mmmm, donuts

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I won the game.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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