- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

alcoholism kills

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

...Jack Vale

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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