- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What comes after "Q" R

Exactly what?

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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