what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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