- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

barack osama

Niko isnt a mexican douche

The WNBA

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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