Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A bar walks into your mother.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

justin littleton. nuff said

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

I am a real homosexual

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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