Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Women's rights.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Please don't rape me.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Bing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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