What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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