why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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PENIS

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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noodles

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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