how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Noah is Smart.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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