Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Google Doodles

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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pubic lice.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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two fish are in a tank.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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