why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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suck my dick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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