Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is Jason? Black.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Y2K

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

A Jew returns change.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

i fondle myself every night....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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