- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

...and I'm a Mormon.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

you are gay

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Knock knock! Yes?

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What's 6+2? 16

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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