what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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women's rights.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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My life

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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