- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

The WNBA

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Golf.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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