- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Go away.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Baseball

live babies

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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