Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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