They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A baby seal walks into a club

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

a black guy leaves prison

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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