Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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marble

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

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