The geese of Growmore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

The size of Idris Elba's penis

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

how does peploe get around they walk

your life

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why....... Because.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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