Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Hitler is my role model

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