Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Fruitcake

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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DANA

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A homeless person dies.

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