Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Ben is gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Noah is Smart.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Brett Farve

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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