why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The WNBA.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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