What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did the bunny eat his food

What comes after "Q" R

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Exactly what?

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

two fish are in a tank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Icecream

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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