i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Dear John,

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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