Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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cheese

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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