why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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a black father

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Your doorbell is broken.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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