Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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A fat man buys a salad

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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I don't get it

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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sixty....eight.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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A black succeeds

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Google Doodles

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Men's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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