Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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