whats better than shoes feet

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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arse

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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