- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Black people are clen.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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