What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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drugs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Fruitcake

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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