A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Dead babies.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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gay marriage.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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