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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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newt gingrich

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Oliver's friends

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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