Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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