why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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