- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

SAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

women's rights

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Google Doodles

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Lets make like trees and stand still

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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