Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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