Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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your life

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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hahaha

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Women's rights

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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