- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

i heart wiener

A Jew returns change.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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