Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Go away.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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