- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock Knock Good one...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

hi my name is? joe

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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