Golf.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Knock Knock. Go away!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Penis

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

minorities

Dead babies.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Black people

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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