Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A Jew returns change.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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