- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Women

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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