Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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