What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Women

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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penis

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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