Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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I can't think of a joke!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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