A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Lacrosse

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Dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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8====D {(0)}

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Anti Joke

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