newt gingrich

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Potato salad

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Lacrosse

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Black people are clen.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

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