You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a horse walks into a barn

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Indeed.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

pubic lice.

sixty....eight.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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