Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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