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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Where else? The junk yard

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

^that joke's not funny

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

I am black.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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