Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I love boobs

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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SAY

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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