If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A ginger rapping.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear an anti-joke?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a man like. food.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

thumb_up thumb_down -5

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -9

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops