Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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You're so straight!

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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