Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

The geese of Growmore

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

A black guy walks in to a bar.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Obamacare!

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

I LIKE TURLES.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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