- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Women

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

gay marriage.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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