- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Knock Knock. Go away!

your life

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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