What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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gay marriage.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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American Idol

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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