What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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28

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Icecream

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Canada

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A ginger rapping.

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Men's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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