A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why....... Because.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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DANA

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penis

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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