Haha pizza

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Robin, get in the car.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Pickle!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

your life

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

A fish walks into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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