What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Hey Caleb.

A scottish man having fun

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Turtles

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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