- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

the WNBA

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What break when you talk?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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