- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

why did the chicken cross the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

your life

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What will happen when a black person die they die

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Women's rights

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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