yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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i heart wiener

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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This is not a joke.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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