- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

josh simpson has cancer

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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