Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Potato salad

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Dead babies.

Lacrosse

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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