Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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ur mother

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Golf.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Haha pizza

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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