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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Can I touch it?

One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A fat man buys a salad

Indeed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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