Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Dead babies.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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