- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

suck my dick.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

The geese of Growmore

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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