What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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