why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What does a man like. food.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Slavery lol

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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