- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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