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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

9:11 make a wish

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Potato salad

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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