A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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SAY

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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the WNBA

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Indeed.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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