Steering Wheel Face.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Herman Cain

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Whoa! A talking carrot!

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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