- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Lacrosse

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

minorities

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Dead babies.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the bunny eat his food

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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