- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Ben is gay

Women rights.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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