- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Golf.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

live babies

Brett Farve

Baseball

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

An Irishman stays home

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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