What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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lol

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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