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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A man walks into a bar.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Guess what? Chicken butt

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Can I touch it?

One Big Ass Mistake America

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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