- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

People Eating Tasty Animals

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Knock knock! Yes?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

your face.

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