- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

...and I'm a Mormon.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Sonic

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Y2K

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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