- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Noah is Smart.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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