A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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a black father

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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