- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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