Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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