What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Women's Golf

Women rights.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

why did the chicken cross the road.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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