What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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I love boobs

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Nickelback

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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An Irishman stays home

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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jokes r dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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