How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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AROUND

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Noah is Smart.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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9/11

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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