Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Oliver's friends

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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