What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

cheese

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Please don't rape me.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

steves legs

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

okay.....

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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