A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Robin, get in the car.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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