Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

God is religiously proven to be real

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock Knock Come in.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What does a man like. food.

Benevolent villain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Anti Joke

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