What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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